Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
she’s getting ready to go on a date, can you guess who with? i’ll give you a hint: it starts with ‘p’ ends in ‘atsy walker’. also if you’re wondering who’s on the phone it’s my inability to draw collarbones calling bring bring please pick up.
Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.
For all the problematic shit he’s done / said sometimes he’s on it.
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
Real life conversation with my soon-to-be 3-year-old daughter.
I am a wimp when it comes to pretending.
I’ve seen this a few times, and I can’t express how much I love this little slice of animation. I laugh aloud each time i read it/look at it.
Someone on Miiverse was having a drawing contest where the guideline was to draw any Smash character you liked in a bikini. Naturally, I couldn’t pass up on the opportunity.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE SECOND VINE BY THIS GUY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS VIDEO 25 TIMES A DAY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND