pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via helitide)

villainyforbeginners:

she’s getting ready to go on a date, can you guess who with? i’ll give you a hint: it starts with ‘p’ ends in ‘atsy walker’. also if you’re wondering who’s on the phone it’s my inability to draw collarbones calling bring bring please pick up.

(via die-nachthexe)

fatbodypolitics:

makinsomejokes:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

For all the problematic shit he’s done / said sometimes he’s on it.

(via heartfulpenguin)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via himitsudollz)

pleatedjeans:

How to Talk to Strangers

perbast:

anthonyholden:

Real life conversation with my soon-to-be 3-year-old daughter.

I am a wimp when it comes to pretending.

I’ve seen this a few times, and I can’t express how much I love this little slice of animation. I laugh aloud each time i read it/look at it.

(via yashikoru)

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

Someone on Miiverse was having a drawing contest where the guideline was to draw any Smash character you liked in a bikini. Naturally, I couldn’t pass up on the opportunity.

(via yashikoru)

zac-afron:

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE SECOND VINE BY THIS GUY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS VIDEO 25 TIMES A DAY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND

(Source: vinegod, via homo-time)

(Source: -teesa-, via heyfunniest)