Gibby's Crap

THE GUYS WHO MADE “The Reward” HAVE A KICKSTARTER GOING TO HELP THEM FUND A FULL SERIES AND IT HAS 6 DAYS TO GO AND IT’S ONLY A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY FUNDED?? WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE “The Reward” WAS INSANELY SUCCESSFUL.

TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL EVERYBODY! THEY’VE GOT 6 DAYS TO RAISE 50,000 DOLLARS!

The Reward - Tales of Alethrion

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:45:44 -0400

The Reward - Tales of Alethrion:

nevarky:

How come this is not funded yet? help spread the word.

Video

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:45:18 -0400

The Reward needs more backers!

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:44:58 -0400

The Reward needs more backers! :

reclaimedfortressofsolitude:

This awesome short is trying to become a show! Check it out and back them up!

The Reward Kickstarter

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:40:23 -0400

The Reward Kickstarter:

lovefromthesparklefag:

C’mon, guys, we all loved the shit out of The Reward

and now we could have it as a full series

how has this not happened yet.

There’s only a couple days left and about $38,000 left to go!

This needs to happen! Even if u can only back $1, that would be better then nothing.

Please help

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Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:39:51 -0400

heyfunniest:

Bored? Click here and you’ll be entertained.

himitsudollz: rainystripe: ryuuzakiroth: pilkopants: chandoch...

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 17:58:44 -0400

himitsudollz:

rainystripe:

ryuuzakiroth:

pilkopants:

chandochick101:

thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:

level55:

sleepysketchu:

movingconstantly:

justastupidhoe:

sageofmagic:

… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

this is so terrible

I want so bad to make a dramatic reading of this

I lost it at throbbing meat wand omg

what.

i want this on my blog forever holy shit

holy

shit

“galloping abs”

Torolf entered her like she was a lottery.

I completely lost my shit at

dick aneurysm

meat wand

I need you- sexually

LOVE MOUNTAINS

DICK PARKINSON’S

GALLOPING ABS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

A COMPLETE MASTERPIECE

THROBBING MEAT

I CAN’T, I CAN’T!!!

I laughed so hard at class!! OMG SO BAD BUT SO FUNNY

granfallogna: Granfallogna ugh;. ugh ugh ugh #ugh so...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:40:19 -0500

granfallogna:

Granfallogna

ugh;. ugh ugh ugh #ugh so this customer called up earlier and was getting all sing-songy stupid with me just being a pain in the ass and

I decided to be a snippy little retard and write ‘major bitch, attitude adjustment recommended” flash forward 2 hrs I forgot about it

and someone came to pick up the car, i fucking PRINTED OUT THAT SHIT ON THE INVOICE and as soon as i caught it I fucking nearly gave birth

don’t be an asshole #me

Laughed to freakin hard at this

riasaur: spoonster: bampire: everything-is-connected: galifia...

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:41:45 -0500

riasaur:

spoonster:

bampire:

everything-is-connected:

galifianafuck:

PREACH

For you, Effie.

YES.

dammit sarah im tring to diet

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Sun, 22 Jan 2012 14:32:48 -0500

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Sun, 22 Jan 2012 14:23:44 -0500

reaill: wooooow

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:57:07 -0500

reaill:

wooooow

mooncactus: Lovely animated music video of the day! Just got...

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:56:08 -0500

mooncactus:

Lovely animated music video of the day!

Just got introduced to Gotye’s music today and I kind of love everything about him.

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Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:14:02 -0500

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Thu, 05 Jan 2012 08:48:44 -0500

paperboa: first batch of Christmas gifts. in order from top...

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:44:41 -0500

paperboa:

first batch of Christmas gifts.

in order from top left to bottom right

1. for Gibby their oc Lucetta <333

2. for star their oc kitty <333

3. Deathfade their oc Idaqur <33

4. for kynim their oc mimi <33

5.for riasaur thier oc teddy <333

6.for cachivache their oc Dimitry <33

7. for kitey their oc isamu <33

8.for elpy thier oc Beelzebub <333

9. for jyami thier oc Danzig <33

10. for polks their oc Faolan <33

i hope you guys like them (and see them aha) enjoy ~ <33 and lots of love

second batch of gifts will hopefully come tomorrow <33

posting them early cause i want to aha. i wish i could do lot more with them but i don’t think i would get them done before Christmas. maybe i will still paint them all nice and pretty idk.(i could use the practice :3)

I’m never on tumblr anymore, but I was cleaning up my email when I saw that I had a note in my tumblr inbox.

OMG Bunny! you heavenly saint you! It’s been ages since I’ve seen a picture of Lucetta, I can’t believe anyone even remembers her ;w;. You did a fantastic job! You drew her so lovely just hnnggg ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w; <333

You’re so thoughtful and sweet and considerate and and hjflhdsg <333

Thank you so much, you sweet sugary thing you <33

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